Here are some of the dumbest answers given by the contestants from various TV shows....behold.

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Host: 'Do you know where Cambridge University is?'

Contestant: (Laughing) 'No, geography is not my strong point.'

Host: 'There's a clue in its title.'

Contestant: 'Er... Leicester?'

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"In which european city is the xxxx river?"

"Mexico."

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"During which month do women start showing their pregnancy?"

"September".

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Q: What European country founded Brazil?
A: Kenya.

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Q: What colour are the Cliffs of Dover?
A: Red.

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Q: Name an animal with three letters.

A1:"Frog"

A2:"Alligator"

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Q:Name an occupation that begins with J,"

A: jackhammerer

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Q:"What do you think is your IQ?"
The first family member: "190"
The second family member: "350"

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Host: Name a trick a dog does.
Contestant: Jump rope.

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Q:Something a blind man might use
A:Sword

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Q:Something you might do in a lift
A:Wee

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Q:Which animal is represented in bronze on the Capitol Place, in Rome, suckling Romulus and Remus?
A: A goose.

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Q: Name a part of a telephone.
A: the bottom part.

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Q: A vegatable you marinate.
A: grapes

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Q: Name one of the Spice Girls.
A: The one with long hair.

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Q: What name of a bird could also be a name of a person?
A: Chicken.

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Q: Name a place where you can see a dead body.
A: My house.

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Q; Name a famous person whose name is/was Peter.
A: Peter.

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Q: Name a cartoon hero with big ears.
A: Kermit the frog

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Q: A musical instrument that can be played while having a bath.
A: Drums.

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Q: Name something office workers shut down after work.
A: Brains.

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Q: Something you smash when it doesn't work.
A: A wall.

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Q: A question you hate being asked.
A: 'Are those real?'

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And one of my personal favourites :

Host : Who wrote The Three Musketeers?

Contestant: Alexander Dumb-ass.

Host: That's not quite right.

Contestant: Henry Dumb-ass?

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More to come...